anon.salon🌚
The Virgin
Zcash
The UberChad
MONERO
naively believes he will be spared in the war on privacy coins
has prudently been preparing for too decentralized to give a shit about
just because he won gold at the Compliance Olympics
a potential war with the State
acts like zk-SNARKs are the
secretly fears being
since day one
trademark infringement
only ZKP game in town
mostly anonymous entourage
obsoleted by zk-STARKs
powerful grip for grabbing
has sheepishly avoided eye
needs glasses after
justifiably smug due to
viable stealth tech from other
contact ever since throwing in
scanning codebase for displace Bitcoin in OP SEC-critic
crypto projects
the bugs external
the towel on ASIC resistance
auditors keep missing
markets
swole
poker face belies the frustration
slouched posture from years
fingers
felt over constantly being
of bowing down to authority
keep upping his
mocked as the teacher's pet
tries to impress onlookers
ring size
tiny hands calloused from
by bragging about having
"come at me, bro"
praying for Wall St adoption
no darknet/criminal adoption employs a US-based CEO
clueless about how primary
overdeveloped jaw from
stance signals a
and maintains a public list
chewing up chain analysts
fearlessness that only
competitor actually works,
comes with being
of employees to minimize
also uses ZKP tech, just
tries to FUD it anyway
thoroughly
attack vulnerability
talks real tough while
highly proficient at knee
doesn't make a big deal of it
battle-hardened
bending
can't even spell "CEO"
lacking comparable battle-testing
has the giant balls it takes to
hulked-out legs for stomping on ASICs
so cypherpunk he actually enforces
lacks testicular fortitude
glows in the dark
repeatedly give authority
and banker skulls
hyped by
the middle finger
chugs a triple privacy
logo trademark
Barry Silbert
endorsed by genuine cypherpunks
cocktail for superior
has never met a regulator he didn't like
redundancy
Proof-of-Woke
drinks for free on the darknet
shuffles along warily due to a reliance on bleeding-edge
hogs all the street cred
struts with supreme confidence due to the widely-used
experimental tech that may yet prove to be fatally broken
cryptography having already proven itself reliable