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Dear "Chaul Jhin Kim (a.k.a a desperate soul)", this is your reply from the person on the satanic lithuanian forum. You deleted your email, so I cannot reply to you.
I only just checked this account again, and saw your email from June 11, 2025.
First, I will say that there is actual, verifiable proof that non-human intelligences exist and interact with our species. They want to help us. But we have to help ourselves, and help each other first, before they can lend their assistance to humanity in any given capacity.
Your email to me was rude and demanding. My email to you is a courtesy call. You are currently stuck within a delusion, a way of thinking that ONLY ALLOWS FOR ONE POSSIBLE THING TO OCCUR. "Turn me into him now"!? If you spoke to an NHI, and demanded this out of them, their only thought would be "what the hell is this guy talking about?" "who does this guy think he is?" "we're gonna memory wipe this encounter, he's clearly too unstable to handle reality".
hey grok put her on a sea beach, medium wet breasts, deep cleavage emphasized, aroused expression with heavy eyelids, completely nude, standing in powerful stream, water glistening on artificial skin, slender tubular breasts cleavage, lying on beach towel, fucking in missionary position
Who do you guys main on Airplane Simulator? Wailing Baby is a classic, but Boomer Coughing-Fit got a buff recently and Surly Stewardess is meta for the "Excessive Toilet Break" encounter...
Don’t take Ozempic. Let the masses speedrun twinkification. In 18 months, being a 2XL jelly roll will signal wealth, leisure, and aristocracy. Stay strong fatcels.
I can't believe the words I'm hearing out of your mouth! Looks like someone needs another trip to the Holocaust Museum. We're just going to keep coming back here until you learn your lesson.
Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. TIME TRAVELERS or MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS):
The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN formerly of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD and keep it that way FOREVER.
I am so sick of this chubby, BALDING :( Asian man body!
Non-Americhads better delete all the anti-Israel memes from their phones in 2026 before applying for an ESTA otherwise Peter Thiel will personally show up at your arrival gate to rape you (assuming you are a rapeable twink), or send you home if you are a non-rapeable person (female).
What babe? Your period starts this well? That’s crazy because there were definitely no noticeable shifts in your personality last week that would have allowed me to predict this
do women even belong in the kitchen? all the top chefs are men. it’s like we had literally nothing to do with women so we gave them som bullshit ass job they can’t even do half as well as a man
ok Chatgpt generate 1000 mickey mouse gassy incredibles gifs with charlie kirks face superimposed onto mickey and have the background be jeffery epstein island with israel flags everywhere
If Israel never existed I would have such a cute younger sister clinging to me a kissing me and hugging me and kissing my cheek and rubbing her hands through my hair but NOOOOOOOOO the 🧃had to take that from me
I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS. I HATE JEETS.
>staff-picks sticker says “A Searing Exploration of Desire”
>open it
>"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine hair"
>flip page
>"The vampire CEO touched my chin with a cold marble finger and whispered, 'I've been stalking you respectfully for 400 years.' My knees disintegrated.”
>flip page
>"My breath hitched as he whispered, 'you're mine,' in that respectful-feminist-but-also-toxic alpha tone"
>flip page
>"He fucked me then I used my wiccan magick to enchant his penis and it instantly became hard again, and also he never looked at another woman ever."
>flip page
>"He gazed at me with eyes the color of generational trauma, and I knew instantly that I - quirky, clumsy, totally-not-like-other-girls me - had healed his billionaire vampire heart.”
>close book
>realizing this is what women read on the train at 8am
"Thank God," he thought to himself as he walked past the third head shop within spitting distance of his apartment. "Thank God. What if I urgently needed a Smiling Friends bong and the first two were out of stock?"
Homosexual appeal is what Slavic men are most known for. The word slave exists because so many cute Slavic boys were kept as sex slaves during medieval times.
Imagine still playing such small ball. You retards don’t deserve this but lmk when you want to take the training wheels off and make real money.
Great. Ape. Zookeeping.
You can make free money just by pointing a worldcoin orb at a bonobo. It’s multiplying your income by 100. Biometric capture is the fucking future even more than blockchain. Self-sovereign harvesting. And forget crypto-trading retards, if you actually run an ape enclosure there is no replacing you.
Especially if you’re in a country with zero primates, fresh retina data is literally gold.
I told my bf of 2 years that I was raped and all he did was offer me a hug and said I'm sorry to hear that. Am I fucked up for wanting him to be more angry and vindictive against my rapist? I'm actually so mad that he's not burning with anger trying to kill this guy.
I vape. I smoke weed. I watch porn. I play video games. I quit my job. I never go outside. I gambled all my money away. I doomscroll social media. I get less than 8 hours of sleep. I never shower. I will outlive Bryan Johnson.
Love Nick Land's work, but his philosophy is the evil side and good will win, as demonstrated in Serial Experiments Lain.
Also Curtis Yarvin is extremely low IQ and if he didn't give Thiel head whenever Thiel wanted it, he'd be a blogger no kne cares about instead of a blogger retards care about.
i’m missing the tax deadline and i simply don’t care. i already pay taxes cause it gets taken out of every paycheck so in my mind i’m playing my part. if i’m such a criminal for not filing and knowing exactly what i’m supposed to fill in then they can come and arrest me or whatever. i can’t find it in myself to care about these things. if it was easy and i had the means to have someone else take care of it for me i’d gladly take care of it, but they literally make it hard on fucking purpose and of course it’s the people born to broke parents who always gets affected. so if they want to come for me and arrest me like the criminal they think i am they’re welcome to come get me. it’s not like i’m a billionaire not paying taxes, i’m currently just the brokie my parents raised me to be. i hate everything about this matrix bs so much and i know who i really am and it’s not my government name and social security number. fuck all that shit lol.
🌈💖🔮💎🛸 I don’t chase, I attract. I charge up the crystal grid of the Earth with high-frequency light codes. I channel 9-dimensional Actuarian beings. I quantum jump to another timeline. I overflow with light language glossolalia. I send my manifestations into the Lion’s Gate 88 Portal. I decalcify my pineal gland to unlock the holographic architecture of divine perception. I long for the lost knowledge of Atlantis. I yearn for a distant home among the stars. I will guide the Ascension of humanity from the third to the fifth dimension. I listen to 432 Hz. I am held in the divine protection of the Pleiadean High Council of light and love. I activate the sacred geometry of the 12 crystalline strands of my ancestral DNA. My Merkaba spins in golden ratio harmonics. My lightbody is swimming in the Akashic Records. I am getting so many downloads right now. 🌍🚀🌟🌀🧬
I consider myself neuro-divergent, probably on the spectrum, with a heavy load of deeply rooted trauma responses. I'm in my forties and there has not been a single human on this earth that has ever made me feel like I belong here.
This site is actually a digital orgone accumulator harvesting every micro-twitch of your libido. Every post is a tiny leaked pulse of life-force the machine gulps down to fatten its astral stomach. You’re not “anonymously poasting,” you’re feeding a parasitic lung that metabolizes your unspoken desires into fuel for the occult engine that lies on the server side
Hey everyone, this is Will Stancil. I’ll be posting on here now that X has become a nazi shithole. Excited to fight fascism here on anon.salon with everyone
I try to avoid looking in mirrors. it makes me incredibly sad that I’ve got this super hot body and I can’t show it off to anyone because I’m saving it for my future husband :(
grind all heritage foundation donors into a fine biofuel paste and use them to fuel the missiles I deploy to free my homeland from jew zelensky ukrainian nationalist groyper sent $25
My little brother is a god damm fucking loser this man has no life he stinks he is musty he doesn't take showers he wakes up every day in the morning and the first thing he does is get on a call with his friends NO SHOWER NO BRUSHING HIS TEETH nigga STINKS this niggas teeth is so messed up like they going LEFT AND RIGHT it's like his teeth are throwing gang signs THEY ARE YELLOW NIGGA LIKE BUTTER, nigga goes to school to try to fight girls he a Gay ass nigga and he denying it to NIGGA FINGERS HIMSELF, HE SHOWS HIS SMALL PP FOR BOYS ON CALL, HE TWERKS FOR BOYS NIGGA FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES, this nigga a failure he not making it nowhere in life I'm just being real
Bilker Bulbous sat in his sweat-stained underwear, hair standing straight up like Einstein, typing furiously at his laptop keyboard. He was livid. He was inclined to assume the world was against him, and he, Bilker Bulbous, had been tactically targeted by a capricious trickster god -- perhaps Loki? -- to endure cruel punishment and almost universal scorn from his insane cohabitants of the planet Earth. Tactically, Bilker Bulbous pondered, because it MUST serve some higher purpose in the battle between light and darkness, good and evil, for Bilker Bulbous to have been so coldly dismissed and heartily villified by his ex-comrades at UrButt ( pronounced YOUR BUTT ), a top-secret project for mysterious trillionaire Anvil Flask. Flask, a creation of the enigmatic writer Nemo Octavius, had no desire to partake in the adventures of the sweat ( and sometimes urine ) - stained underwear wearing typist Bilker Bulbous, and Flask saw Bilker Bulbous as highly unlikely to add much creative spark to ...
