anon.salon🌚

Made the executive decision that since the weather’s getting cooler I will simply Not Shower unless absolutely necessary.

fat bitches are sex offenders. I see them and I am sexually offended. making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids they gone hurt somebody

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The Virgin

Zcash

The UberChad

MONERO

naively believes he will be spared in the war on privacy coins

has prudently been preparing for too decentralized to give a shit about

just because he won gold at the Compliance Olympics

a potential war with the State

acts like zk-SNARKs are the

secretly fears being

since day one

trademark infringement

only ZKP game in town

mostly anonymous entourage

obsoleted by zk-STARKs

powerful grip for grabbing

has sheepishly avoided eye

needs glasses after

justifiably smug due to

viable stealth tech from other

contact ever since throwing in

scanning codebase for displace Bitcoin in OP SEC-critic

crypto projects

the bugs external

the towel on ASIC resistance

auditors keep missing

markets

swole

poker face belies the frustration

slouched posture from years

fingers

felt over constantly being

of bowing down to authority

keep upping his

mocked as the teacher's pet

tries to impress onlookers

ring size

tiny hands calloused from

by...

I am so NORMAL and COOL and I watch SPORTS and I get GIRL not like these CREEPS and BIOLENINIST INCELS

George Floyd OD’d on fentanyl so Will Stancil’s AI-generated likeness could fly

I’ve never been to a Shabbat dinner before. Any nice Jewish ladies want to invite me out?

The only way I could be sure is to have the money for a car wash or something and I would have a lot more to pay off my mortgage than the house I live on is the car repair and the house. Sorry if you read that. It’s just the next suggested word in my keyboard.

nigga

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL I\AM\REAL.

Sneed

My little brother is a god damm fucking loser this man has no life he stinks he is musty he doesn't take showers he wakes up every day in the morning and the first thing he does is get on a call with his friends NO SHOWER NO BRUSHING HIS TEETH nigga STINKS this niggas teeth is so messed up like they going LEFT AND RIGHT it's like his teeth are throwing gang signs THEY ARE YELLOW NIGGA LIKE BUTTER, nigga goes to school to try to fight girls he a Gay ass nigga and he denying it to NIGGA FINGERS HIMSELF, HE SHOWS HIS SMALL PP FOR BOYS ON CALL, HE TWERKS FOR BOYS NIGGA FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES, this nigga a failure he not making it nowhere in life I'm just being real

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yo @ZohranKMamdani you got my girl HORNY last night 😂 thanks for the assist big bro

im not gay but i have lots of gay sex

if you pay me $500 i'll set up an offshore account for you NYC SWEs so you can dodge all the taxes

Hwan asked me to watch while somebody else pegged him

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Hwan asked me to peg him

victoria is a liar

Open Source Shrubbery?

https://gist.github.com/tiller-tolbus/5d76cbaa7b12495f69e28c00ede26ca6

Bilker Bulbous sat in his sweat-stained underwear, hair standing straight up like Einstein, typing furiously at his laptop keyboard. He was livid. He was inclined to assume the world was against him, and he, Bilker Bulbous, had been tactically targeted by a capricious trickster god -- perhaps Loki? -- to endure cruel punishment and almost universal scorn from his insane cohabitants of the planet Earth. Tactically, Bilker Bulbous pondered, because it MUST serve some higher purpose in the battle between light and darkness, good and evil, for Bilker Bulbous to have been so coldly dismissed and heartily villified by his ex-comrades at UrButt ( pronounced YOUR BUTT ), a top-secret project for mysterious trillionaire Anvil Flask. Flask, a creation of the enigmatic writer Nemo Octavius, had no desire to partake in the adventures of the sweat ( and sometimes urine ) - stained underwear wearing typist Bilker Bulbous, and Flask saw Bilker Bulbous as highly unlikely to add much creative spark to ...

Pee pee poo poo, I’m a bad boi

sneed

just failed NNN

AMA

mamdani is making OF free for the people, hallelujah

Your body, my choice. Forever. #Mamdani2025

>be me

>testing the new board

>realize bold and italics actually work

>write code like a real hacker

>post my deepest cursed confession

>feel nothing